Rob Richards Commentary: Bosses getting under our skin — the case against microchipping workers

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The Washington House of Representatives recently passed HB 2303, a bill that says companies can’t force workers to get microchips under their skin. It's now making its way through the Senate. At its core, this law is about something basic: making sure we still have a say over what happens to our own bodies on the job. As technology creeps further into our daily lives, the risk grows that employers will try to chip away at that choice.

This is a win for workers, no doubt. But it makes you stop and ask: How did we end up in a world where a boss could even consider asking you to get a microchip? How did things get so backwards that we need a law just to protect this most basic line?

Every time a new gadget or system shows up at work, the line between doing your job and becoming company property gets a little blurrier. What’s called “convenience” almost always means more control for the boss, not more freedom for the worker. Microchips could let companies track where you go, scoop up your personal data, or watch your every move just to squeeze out a little more profit. Take away the shiny sales pitch, and what’s left is a push to turn people into numbers on a spreadsheet.

This reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut’s short story "Harrison Bergeron." In that story, the government is the "bad guy." They make everyone "equal" by forcing people to wear "handicaps." If you’re too smart, you get a radio in your ear to break your focus. If you’re too strong, you carry heavy bags of lead. The best sci-fi stories don’t predict the future exactly, but they usually hit the nail on the head when it comes to how power works.

Plenty of us already work in places where badges track our steps, scanners log our fingerprints or faces, and gadgets keep tabs on every minute we’re on the clock. These tools might not weigh you down like a bag of lead, but they still shape what we can and can’t do. When you look around, Vonnegut’s dystopia doesn’t feel so far away, and the fight for real freedom at work starts to feel personal.



In this case, it’s not the government as the "bad guy." This time, it’s companies testing how much people will put up with just to earn a paycheck. We have labor laws, like OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) and the NLRA (National Labor Relations Act), to protect our safety and rights at work. Still, these laws don’t cover everything. New technology like microchipping shows where our protections fall short. Laws like HB 2303 help set clearer boundaries and make sure companies can’t go too far.

Companies say microchips make things easier, but no matter how convenient it sounds, putting something under your skin is a line we shouldn’t let anyone cross. A safe workplace should never mean tracking our bodies every hour of the day. Whether it’s a government radio in your ear or a company chip in your hand, both chip away at our basic freedom.

When the Senate committee took up this bill, they even shared a quick laugh before passing it. That’s the kind of nervous laugh you let out when something awkward hits a little too close to home. This law draws a line in the sand that we wish we didn’t need to draw. Companies can pay us for our work, but they don’t get to own our bodies. It’s a sad sign of the times that we need a law like this at all, but it matters if we want to keep our freedom as technology keeps moving forward.

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Rob Richards is a Navy veteran and former congressional staffer who has been an active community member in Thurston County for over two decades. To submit an opinion piece to the Thurston Chronicle, email news@thurstonchronicle.com